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I wrote this for the awesome Kink Meme that ansera started.

Title: Time Heals All Wounds, Even The Ones We Don't Want It To
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Morgan/Reid
Warnings: Graphic Sexual Content, bruise/wound fetish, PWP, Unbeta'd
Summary/Prompt: Morgan/Reid: wound/bruise fetishization

Title: Good Luck With Your Future
Author: Dreykar
Fandom: DC-verse/Nolanverse
Pairing: Batman/Joker
Genre(s): General
Rating: R
Summary: Approached by their older selves visiting from 25yrs in the future, Batman and The Joker agree to work together to prevent a situation allowing the mob to take over Gotham permanently. With so much going on, what happens when the men work together?
Disclaimer: I only own the plot. Everything own by DC comics and Nolan/Warner Brothers.

(Good Luck With Your Future Chapter 15 Part 1)

(Good Luck With Your Future Chapter 15 Part 2)

Name: Brittany
Age: 20
Location: Virginia no where near Quantico though
Favorite TV Show: Lost, House, Criminal Minds, Flashforward
Other Shows Watched: Doctor Who, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes
Favorite Quote: Don't really have one, but if I did it would probably be something Reid say.
Favorite Color: Red
If I was a criminal, I'd be... Mental. Would probably have multiple personalities

I'm new to the fandom so that is why I don't have a favorite quote yet. My favorite character is Reid and would love to find some animated icons of him. Can anybody help me out? I'll just use my icon of Nathan Harris Chekov instead.

Yes, what I promised would not happen has indeed come to pass.

I haven't written a word since my last update!

I knew part way through the week but just delayed saying so. The thing I realised was to complete the 50k, I would have to put a halt on other things I was doing.

And I just didn't want to.

I hate not finishing things. I hate admitting defeat. I hate failing.

But I find myself reasonably ok with this. It irks me, but I'm not devastated. I got the epic porn finished and continued another story. And I intend to continue writing fanfic.

My lifestyle is such now that I don't have a lot of time for this, but I'm going to keep plugging away whenever I can. Especially as fanfiction seems to be the only way these days to get a little of our favourite duo actually together.

And on we go!

<--oh my god ,lmao...

⌈ Secret Post #1058 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 17 pages, 406 secrets from Secret Submission Post #152.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 if you're going to TELL ME "it's a not!secret" in the comment then why even post it - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 3 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ], [ 1 (that wasn't me, by the way :|) 2 3 4 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

I'm sorry to ask a stupid question, but… well, is there? I taped "100," and the recording cuts out just shy of the end. I can't find a promo for "The Slave of Duty" on YouTube (just promo photos), and I've never been able to find them on CBS's site, just the highlights from the episode just aired. Which seems odd.

Is there a promo for this episode someplace really obvious that I'm missing, or are they doing without this week? And in general, are they posted on the official site in some laughably easy-to-find spot that I nevertheless fail to find each week?

All DVDs are official Region 1, store-bought sets from my collection. No bootlegs or copies. All come in their original cases. Discs are in good shape. Some of the cases look like new, some show more obvious wear. Will provide details and photos on individual DVDs upon hearing serious interest.

I am sure that all of these DVDs are in fine working order. However, if you find any of them do not work properly, you may return for a full refund. I have 100% positive feedback on eBay.

Shipping costs will be based on actual weight. I will charge exactly what the Post Office charges me, no handling fees. Will ship Media Mail or Priority Mail, your choice. Faster shipping options available if necessary. I accept PayPal, check, or money order.

I would prefer to sell Season/Volume sets as a group if I have more than one season/volume listed for a particular show, but I will consider all offers.

Please make your best offer, thanks. Comment or e-mail amara_anon@hotmail.com. :)

TV Shows:

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Seasons 1, 2

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Complete Series - Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Clarissa Explains It All - Season 1

Disney's Ducktales - Volume 2

Disney's Talespin - Volume 2

Futurama Complete Series - Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4

Hanna-Barbera's Dastardly & Muttley in Their Flying Machines - The Complete Series

Hanna-Barbera's Wacky Races - The Complete Series

The Office - Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4

The Venture Bros - Seasons 1, 2


Movies:

Batman: Gotham Knight Animated 2-Disc Special Edition

Big Bird in China

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Dark Harbor - starring Alan Rickman

Disney's Shipwrecked

Idle Hands

Kermit's Swamp Years

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Edition Collector's DVD Gift Set with Gollum Statue - am willing to sell the Gollum statue separately

Napoleon Dynamite

Simply Irresistible - former Blockbuster rental, comes in Blockbuster case

Star Wars The Original Trilogy Limited Editions - Episode 4, 5, 6, A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi - these limited editions are two disc sets for each movie and contain both the original, unaltered theatrical versions of the films plus the new digitally remastered versions.

Watchmen Director's Cut - Best Buy Exclusive Rorschach Mask Case - 2-Disc + Digital Copy Special Edition

I also have a bunch of movies from the '90s on VHS, if anyone is interested I can send you a list.

So, I was watching the Criminal Minds marathon on A&E today and rewatched a lot of the episodes from season 4.
I don't know if you all remember the exact episode, so I'll give a brief synopsis under the cut.

( Season 4, Episode 13 )( Read more... )

Not sure if this is allowed, so delete if it is.

I'm currently looking for fanfic prompts at my journal, and figured I might as well open it up to anyone who wanted some free fanfiction. More than one prompt can be submitted at one time, so take a look if you're interested.

Right here!

Note: I'm posting this on various communities that I belong to, so I'm sorry if I'm spamming anyone's friends list.

On the occasion of the holiday weekend, I completed the next macro in my BAU GQMF series!

So without further ado, I give you...Emily Prentiss, GQMF



I know it's hard to read; this is downsized for LJ posting, the real one is larger. Click the image to go through to the Criminal Macros blog. If you'd like to leave a comment please do it there.

Don't forget that anyone can submit a macro to the blog and I hope you will, because my supply of as-yet-unposted macros is dwindling!

Do any of you have any idea of how much I LOVED this episode? I actually thought this was going to be disappointing, but it turned out better than I hoped for!!

( and so the poll this week is HUGE )

⌈ Secret Post #1057 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #151.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Name: prettychemistry
Age: 21
Location: Ontario, Canada
Favorite TV Show: currently Criminal Minds (but of all time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer).
Other Shows Watched: House, Dollhouse, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, reality shows in which people buy real estate
Favorite Quote: From CM: "I find I do some of my best work under intense terror." - Reid
Not CM: "Fall seven times. Stand up eight." - Japanese proverb.
Favorite Color: forest green
If I was a criminal, I'd be... an Angel of Death/Hero Homicide person. [CotW: "If he attacked them to save them, why'd he kill 25 people?" Gideon: "He wasn't very good at it." - 1x06: L.D.S.K.]

did you tought that advertisement was real?Yeah,me too :\

Name: Brandy.
Age: 16
Location: In the US in a city where the BAU hath found an unsub or two
Favorite TV Show: Criminal Minds and House
Other Shows Watched: Umm...a lot of stuff on the History Channel and Mythbusters.
Favorite Quote: "You get what everyone else gets, you get a lifetime"- "It's Not a Fashion Statement" by My Chemical Romance
Favorite Color: Blue
If I was a criminal, I'd be... A real narcissistic police-taunter who did some really sick stuff.

I think I have never did this thing,and I'm gonna try to post more here... for real...


Name: Andrea.
Age: 20
Location: Spain.
Favorite TV Show: Criminal Minds and Lost.
Other Shows Watched: A LOT, which cannot list, too much...
Favorite Quote: "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Mencken
Favorite Color: Black
If I was a criminal, I'd be... An awesome succesfull narcisistic Serial Killer. Yes...




And...

uh I drew some new stuff also, I don't know If you people will like those, I mean it's all about Unsubs and Hotch being stabed. so yeah. huh.

I promise I will draw more Reid and stuff... yes...

More drawings here

Name: Sapphirejoy
Age: 14
Location: North Carolina
Favorite TV Show: Criminal Minds, Battlestar Galatica, Lie to Me
Other Shows Watched: House, Monster Swamp, Nova, Twin Peaks, CSI, Firefly, Kung Fu, Twilight Zone
Favorite Quote: “We are all victims of the tyranny of potential.” No idea who
Favorite Color: Blue
If I was a criminal, I'd be... an omnivore.

Old joke, yet still funny as hell

Name: Kereia
Age: 30
Location: Germany
Favorite TV Show: I can't narrow that down to one. Aside from CM, Being Erica, Vampire Diaries, and True Blood
Other Shows Watched: The Big Bang Theory, Leverage, Psych, The Mentalist, Fringe, Numb3rs, Merlin, Spooks, Supernatural, Being Human, Castle, Life on mars (UK)/Ashes to Ashes, Legend of the Seeker, Primeval, and White Collar.
Favorite Quote: "Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it." (Good Omens)

CM related:
Garcia: Sir, does this stuff actually work on real, breathing girls
Hotch: Why are you asking me?
Garcia: I abhor the whole "chick digs jerk" thing.
Hotch: Well, fortunately for you Garcia, you are one of the exceptions.
Garcia: (Flattered) Well, be still my be-speckled heart, so are you, sir.
Hotch: (Smiles) Thanks. (52pickup)
Favorite Color: Orange
If I was a criminal, I'd be... an art thief. *has watched far too many heist movies*

I've been lurking here for a while, and I co-mod cm_icontest with drop_down_dead , but I just realized that I have a grand total of two lj friends with whom I talk about this show, so I thought I'd introduce myself and start participating. :)

Time to Vote!

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You have until Sunday, November 29 at 11:59 PM (EST) to vote. Winners will be announced on Monday.


Here are the entries:

A) The Perfect Couple

B) Behind the Coat

C) Ill-adapted


Please remember to vote for THREE entries and a Most Helpful Commenter. Your vote should look like this:

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Our next contest will begin on Monday: 500+ words on "In Too Deep."

Your vote is appreciated, and every vote counts!!

Thanks for taking the time to vote!

Name: Katariina, but ppl know me as Kat
Age: 30
Location: Finland
Favorite TV Show: Criminal Minds
Other Shows Watched: CSI, CSI:NY, Private Practice, Grey's Anatomy, Fringe, Army Wives, Alias, Xena, The Pretender, LFN...
Favorite Quote: "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." - Kahlil Gibran
Favorite Color: Black
If I was a criminal, I'd be... A thief or a stalker... nothing big or grand.

And as I come here, I'd like to bring you a little something I wrote as a result of this week's episode:

( Chasing Monsters )

Title: Ill-adapted
Universe: General.
Genre: Drama
Rating: PG
Characters: Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Killer Croc
Word Count: 483
Warnings: none
Summary: Dick and Tim search the sewers for Croc.

( Ill-adapted )

If I was clever, I'd come up with something to say about this. However, I'm not.

Therefore, I'll just say it as it is- Scarecrow pervin' around waiting for some girl in a shower. O mai. Good for a little, tiny giggle, no? Gotta love those '80s comics.

~1700 caps from last night's episode, and a Hotch-centric picspam located here, spoilers!

Issue #374

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Off-LJ Links
The CMF Blog has been updated.

Discussion and Miscellany
lysachan made a Picspam about last night's episode [Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
siggen1 has Episode review
Episode discussion post at cm_femslash [Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
100th episode discussion at morgan_garcia [Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
matociquala has Episode review [Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
katewallace has Episode review [Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
buffyaddict13 has a poll for last night's episode [Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
[Bad username: bessermerprocess] has Episode review
moonlightbones has Criminal Minds marathon
sarramaks has more spoilers
Episode discussion at criminalxminds [Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
morninstarshine has spoilers regarding Emily Prentiss
jaffacakes has Thomas Gibson on Live with Regis & Kelly
tygrestick is looking for Reid/Lila fics
woodchoc_magnum has 100th Episode Party [Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
antoinettemason is looking for Screencaps from the Season 4 Gag Reel
missolivia22 is looking for Reid/OFC fics
benitle has Episode review [Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]


Challenges and Communities
Winners - Challenge 34 at cm_icontest
Mid-Week reminder at cm_icontest
criminalxminds has two new mods

Fanfiction
Gen
Team Help by spuffy_girl [FRT; team centric; Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
Rain (2/?) by csichicky [PG-13; Morgan, Garcia, Kevin, Reid, Hotch]

Slash
On a Spindle by elliptic_eye [FRAO; Hotch/Reid]
Tangled Web (1/3) & 2/3 by finnishsphinx [PG; Morgan/Reid, Hotch/OMC, Sean Hotchner/OMC]

Femslash
Denial and a Shade of Jealousy by sneaky_in_red [G; Emily/JJ]
Truth by scarimor [NC-17; Emily Prentiss/Olivia Dunham] (Crossover with Fringe)
Home Invasion by scarimor [NC-17; Emily/JJ]
Lessons (2/?) & 3/? by femvamp [Not Rated; Emily/JJ]
Hellfire (5/8) by nike_ravus [R; Emily Prentiss/Emma Frost] (Crossover with X-Men)
The Strip (Part II) by todaysit [NC-17; Emily/JJ]

Het
Another Time by intodarkness85 [Not Rated; Hotch/Haley; Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
Blessed Are His Children After Him by mcgarrygirl87 [Teen; Hotch/Prentiss]
Exegesis by triciabyrne1978 [PG-13; Rossi/Prentiss]
A Friend Who'll Tease Is Better by bluerosefairy [FRAO; Rossi/Prentiss]

Mixed
About Last Friday by innerslytherin [FRT; Hotch/Reid, Rossi/Prentiss; Spoilers for 5x09, "100"]
Need of Valour (5/?) by glasssnowdrop [T; Prentiss/OFC, Morgan/Reid, Garcia/OC]
Reeling by innerslytherin [PG; Hotch/Reid, Rossi/Prentiss; Spoilers for 5x08, "Out Foxed"]


Icons, Vids and Screencaps
CM banners by annievh [Spoilers for 5x10, "The Slave of Duty"]
40 Spencer Reid/Matthew Gray Gubler icons by lost_journey
CM icons by xmyideals
CM icons by the_muppet
27 Emily Prentiss icons by dumbstruckk
Reid icons by 10millionpeople

Birthdays
Happy Birthday to shrimpy19 for today. ♥

Don't forget to comment here if you would like us to add you to the birthday list.


Drop us a comment or email on bau.inbox@gmail.com with any problems.

⌈ Secret Post #1056 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 090 secrets from Secret Submission Post #151.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Title: Behind the Coat
Universe: DCAU-sorta
Rating: PG
Genre: Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, bit of Joker
Word Count: 498
Summary: A white coat: symbol of professionalism, suit of armour, useful disguise?

( He’d seen past the white coated-shell in seconds... )

Yeah, that's all I've got.

It's not Sunday but I'm sharing today's update from Criminal Macros in honor of tonight's episode.